Monday, November 29, 2010

Sell Something damnedit Damned=hopeless; disaster-prone; ruined; done for; ill-fated

1.) Skin and Bones
Helen A. Basket ljfakl;jflsdlgkd;asdfdoiwenbvnlakdfoewhgsdngwegjeogasbdjgsgiwugetwbakjgdagasgj and is now 102. Finally.

2.)  Pray Lyrics
Well. It feels super good to pluck your eyebrows.
Very minimal, bare, but refined.
And the strange face lotion with spf 5000 that my Mom put in my bathroom makes my skin tingle. It's 12:20 and Baby I MEAN Bieber is not significant this time of night...or any...time.

Actually I want credit for this assignment. Honest.

PRAY #2

I wonder if Bieber plucks his eyebrows? Most likely.
No the puff ball probably has them waxed. It is common belief that overtly rich puff balls wax several parts of their bodies, including the skin below their brow line.

PRAY #3

It's not going to happen.

PRAY #4

It's going to happen.

PRAY #5

............

PRAY #6

@^#%&@#^$%*#&$^(_)_^@#(*&$#(*@!@~!!@#~

PRAY #7

After contimplating self-electricution....I....didn't.
Do that.
So.


PRAY #8

If you liked POINTLESS DISPAIR or

****ASIDE**** I just typed in "how old" into the google search engine and the first search it came up with was "how old is Justin Bieber. First of all. The state of things has gone completely to the dogs. Second. 16? What?

SIXTEEN YEAR OLD STAB AT ACHIEVING WHAT ONLY A HANDFUL HAVE ACHIEVED: PROFOUND; HONEST; WORTH...ANYTHING; THAT FAILS MISERABLY    then you are bound to enjoy PRAY.


3.) The Phantom of the Opera

Possibly Christine _________ is schizophrenic and none of the what you already know about ever happened. If you like books where people go crazy or if you like books about people already crazy who do psychotic, violent things to other people; driving them crazy---pick this one up.

4.) It's all coming back to me now

If you feel like sucking on an exhaust pipe; listen to this song instead.

5.) Eleanor Rigby

Basically: it's always 12:45 and you don't like anything but pomegranate and can't have it, and you're being bombarded by animee characters in swimsuits and adds for QWEST on crappy lyric sights.

Plus you'll always be doing it alone too...unless you're a member of The Beatles. Everybody just loooovvvehhd them.

So if you enjoy feeling like a literal mountain of crap, giver 'er a listen.

12:49. Time to go and read about Jason and the Golden Fleece. Whoopdie.

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