Monday, November 29, 2010

Sell Something damnedit Damned=hopeless; disaster-prone; ruined; done for; ill-fated

1.) Skin and Bones
Helen A. Basket ljfakl;jflsdlgkd;asdfdoiwenbvnlakdfoewhgsdngwegjeogasbdjgsgiwugetwbakjgdagasgj and is now 102. Finally.

2.)  Pray Lyrics
Well. It feels super good to pluck your eyebrows.
Very minimal, bare, but refined.
And the strange face lotion with spf 5000 that my Mom put in my bathroom makes my skin tingle. It's 12:20 and Baby I MEAN Bieber is not significant this time of night...or any...time.

Actually I want credit for this assignment. Honest.

PRAY #2

I wonder if Bieber plucks his eyebrows? Most likely.
No the puff ball probably has them waxed. It is common belief that overtly rich puff balls wax several parts of their bodies, including the skin below their brow line.

PRAY #3

It's not going to happen.

PRAY #4

It's going to happen.

PRAY #5

............

PRAY #6

@^#%&@#^$%*#&$^(_)_^@#(*&$#(*@!@~!!@#~

PRAY #7

After contimplating self-electricution....I....didn't.
Do that.
So.


PRAY #8

If you liked POINTLESS DISPAIR or

****ASIDE**** I just typed in "how old" into the google search engine and the first search it came up with was "how old is Justin Bieber. First of all. The state of things has gone completely to the dogs. Second. 16? What?

SIXTEEN YEAR OLD STAB AT ACHIEVING WHAT ONLY A HANDFUL HAVE ACHIEVED: PROFOUND; HONEST; WORTH...ANYTHING; THAT FAILS MISERABLY    then you are bound to enjoy PRAY.


3.) The Phantom of the Opera

Possibly Christine _________ is schizophrenic and none of the what you already know about ever happened. If you like books where people go crazy or if you like books about people already crazy who do psychotic, violent things to other people; driving them crazy---pick this one up.

4.) It's all coming back to me now

If you feel like sucking on an exhaust pipe; listen to this song instead.

5.) Eleanor Rigby

Basically: it's always 12:45 and you don't like anything but pomegranate and can't have it, and you're being bombarded by animee characters in swimsuits and adds for QWEST on crappy lyric sights.

Plus you'll always be doing it alone too...unless you're a member of The Beatles. Everybody just loooovvvehhd them.

So if you enjoy feeling like a literal mountain of crap, giver 'er a listen.

12:49. Time to go and read about Jason and the Golden Fleece. Whoopdie.

MANIAS (6)

1. The point of it all : 

              2. Are people existing these days or?

3. You're gonna end up spitting blood

                                                                            1/24&1/25. Figuratively or literally (life is a bear)          and they'll laugh

    6. They'll = subjective to the you (combination) 








         6 1/2.             Better can happen.

7. Defining dark and light manias (Louis The Bear)

8.  scrambled my perfect situation most days to get anything out of it all. I could really use scrambled eggs <9


     10. Didn't end up as the starfish.


                                   (positive thing, really.)  10 1/2

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Love Affair....(time)....

plot, character, conflict, theme, setting:

1) There is a good enough man to have an affair with but not good enough to marry. So the two have an affair. There is a woman by the way.

2) The woman. I like to think her name is Gala.
And his Anton. (Russian and Scandinavian) An omnipotent narrator is also involved. Gala and Anton are gone now.

3) Mothers prefer doctors and lawyers. <<<It really says more than that if you think about it.

4) People are much to anxious to get ahead for their own good. Plus they are carnal. Besides this, they are selfish.
5) A smarmy building that neither feel comfortable in considering that their families migrated to New York and the sense of being migrants tends to subconsciously make them yet feel undeserving. It's the 1975's now. Anton doesn't practice stringent hygiene and therefore smells like a man (FINALLY THEY GOT SOMEBODY) and Gala almost loves him for it. Why is this font different now? I have no conception....



LYRICS:

"Love Affair"
There was a love affair in this building
The kind of love affair
Which every respectable building must keep as a legend
Slowly festering through an innocent "by the way"
Or "have you heard"
He was perfect except for the fact that he was an engineer
And mothers prefer doctors
And lawyers

Yet despite this imperfection
He was clean-looking and respectable-looking
And you'll never find a mother
Who doesn't appreciate a natural man
So he grew healthy aloe vera plants by the window
Healthy teeth in his mouth
Healthy hair on his head
He grew healthy wavy brown hair on his head
The kind, the kind that babies always go for
With sticky little fingers